English-Portuguese translation?

sent by Daisy

This is not exactly a new joke, but in times of Pan American Games, it's worth reading again! You must know Portuguese for this... This is a direct (and very innacurate!) English translation of the names of some places in Rio!

PAN 2007 - Rio de Janeiro

German Mountain - Morro do Alemão

Big Field - Campo Grande

Nice to meet you - Encantado

Will Go now - Irajá

O walk there - Andaraí

Dry Square - Praça Seca

Set fire - Botafogo

Customers - Freguesia

Very very Holy - Santíssimo

Patience - Paciência

Setting free - Livramento

Good Success - Bonsucesso

Very deep island - Ilha do Fundão

Grandson Rabbit - Coelho Neto

Hard Cover - Cascadura

Priest Michael - Padre Miguel

Mercy - Piedade!

t's very cheap! - Pechincha

Bless you - Saúde

Flag Square - Praça da Bandeira

Flagmen Funtime - Recreio dos Bandeirantes

Small Farm - Rocinha

Holy Cross - Santa Cruz

Hello, smile - Olaria

Mango Tree - Mangueira

Inside Mill - Engenho de Dentro

Alligator to the water! - Jacarepaguá